CM Punk and AJ Lee at the Chicago Cubs vs Pittsburgh Pirates 9/25/13 game.
“Do you want to know what I see when I look in that ring? Honestly? A bunch of cheap, interchangeable, expendable, useless women. Women who have turned to reality television, because they just weren’t gifted enough to be actresses. And they just weren’t talented enough to be champion. I have saved your divas division, I have shattered glass ceilings, I have broken down doors. Why? So a bunch of ungrateful, stiff plastic mannequins can waltz on through without even as much as a ‘Thank You’?! You guys can’t even go backstage, and shake my hand and look me in the eye because you know that I worked my entire life to get here. I gave my life to this, and you were just handed fifteen minutes of fame. I didn’t get here because I was cute, or because I came from some famous wrestling family, or because I sucked up to the right people. I got here because I am good. I earned this championship. No matter how many red carpets you guys want to walk, in your four-thousand dollar ridiculous heels, you will never be able to lace up my Chuck Taylor’s. You are all worthless excuses for women, and you will never be able to touch me. And that is reality.”
Punk: *opens umbrella*
Paul: *falls out umbrella*
Paul: PUNK BBY
Punk: *beats up paul with umbrella*
BRIGHT SIDE EVERYONE.
LET’S ALL SEE THE BRIGHT SIDE.
WHAT A MEAN THING TO DO
i can imagine cody saying ‘it was fun while it lasted’ before shaving it off
i can’t event find a working stream
i’m starting to think that streams work perfectly, but my computer’s being shitty